Christmas with my dog



‘Tis the night before Christmas
The crackers are cracking
We see our dog Lucy,
Her jaws full of wrapping.
I hear my mum screaming.
I run down the stair
The dog’s tum is bulging
The presents aren’t there. 



'Tis the night before Christmas
And all through our dwelling,
The cellotape's lost
And the parents are yelling.
"Elf" is on the telly
But we're all at the vet,
Because brussel sprouts
Have poisoned our pet.

‘Tis the night before Christmas
We wake in the night,
The smoke alarm’s shrieking
The tree is alight.
My dog’s chewed the plug,
The lights have all fused,
“The dog’s ruined everything!”
My dad’s not amused.
 
‘Tis the morning of Christmas
And we’ve all overslept.
But we’ve got lots of presents,
And now we’re in debt.
This is our Christmas
Every single year.
The dog ruins everything,
Including our good cheer.


Eve
Year 9

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